What does that monkey think he's doing? Monkeys can't type! That monkey is funny. And stupid. And hairy.
Do you think stupid monkeys that think they are people are funny? I know i do. I also think they are mysterious. I am mysterious too. And mighty. Why am i mighty? I'm not going to tell you. Why won't i tell you? Because i am mysterious. Why am i mysterious? I'm not going to tell you that either. See? Mysterious.
This man is an Indian but you shouldn't call him that. Call him a Native American, even though we all know that he is an Indian.
Do you think he looks funny? I do. I bet he would shoot me with an arrow if he heard me say that. I also bet he's dead so i'm not scared. I am mysterious and mighty and therefore fear no dead Indian...
Ghandi. Thats all. Just Ghandi...
Do you see Ghandi? Ghandi was funny too. Would you feel bad if you laughed at Ghandi? Don't worry. Ghandi knew that he was funny. It is ok to luagh.
